Post reblogged from The broken ghost with 17,509 notes
Reblog this if you hate your apperance, have self harmed, attempted suicide, have anxiety or have been bullied. Then check your inbox.
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Photo reblogged from endophallus party. with 1,353 notes
(Oh doorknob-san~)
((BUT WAIT. EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK ENDS IN A Y. MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY, …ADFASD WE ARE ALL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO DOORNOBS LOL))
((LOLOL
I’M PART OF THE 8%. I DON’T FIND DOORKNOBS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.
(( NUUU THIS IS A FAKE “DID YOU KNOW” halsdjhfasdkjfha IT’S NOT REAL. IMPOSTOR, FRAUD. *flails*))
oh hey there doorknob…whats that? you want me to shove my big key into your little hole? well okay you naughty thing. *takes keys and slides them over the doorknob before inserting it* how does that feel inside of you? good, and you want me to what? turn it. well just for you *turns the key slowly, the sounds of it unlocking can be heard* oh you are making such dirty sounds. someone should clean you up sometimes. and now you want me to what? and you are so close too? okay baby. “slowly twists the knob until the door creeks opon” AND YOU CAME open. thats my good girl. *tender caresses and kissing of the peekhole then ensue*
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Photoset reblogged from with 1,551 notes
I can’t even pick a favorite.
KYMdb - Wurds
Source: Know Your Meme
Photo reblogged from Pride Art with 11,838 notes
Crush
Fool
Suicide
Peep, no and on.
Okay.
rage
maniac
an peep
wwh
bail us these
um
pee door present
WHICH IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW…..
See:top right corner
Naked:7th line from bottom, like starts with NNN
Men:at the end of 4th line from the top
Source: yuppipuppy
Photoset reblogged from Sauciness with 597 notes
Therefore:
You can be badass while wearing makeup.
You can be feminine while not wearing makeup.WAIT
TANHO’S IN THERE
it says you can be feminine, not female. there’s a difference dumb butt
Source: leradny
Photo reblogged from GOMU GOMU NO BOO with 12,544 notes
bye cow
AN ASTRONAUT! im so proud.
Source: mysteriuminiquitatis
Photo reblogged from an e♐amination of various topi♐ with 1,826 notes
scenestuck
and nepeta
eridan had color in his hair before it was cool
…
hipster
Source: bromancer
Chat reblogged from Whatever Piques My Interest with 67,022 notes
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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